15 Family Friendly Jokes

Need some good family friendly jokes to use at those family friendly events? Or maybe you just wanna make your kids laugh?  Here are 15 family friendly jokes we’ve collected.

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1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

-To get to the other slide.

2. Why did the skeleton not cross the road

– Because he didn’t have the guts!

3. Why was the man running around his bed?

-He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

4. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

-Because 7 8 9!

5. Why did the computer go to the doctor?

– Because it had a virus!

6. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

– So he won’t peel!

7. Why do cows wear bells?

-Because their horns don’t work!

8. After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!”
A little kid walks up to him and says, “So what? I’m 4.

9. How did the barber win the race?

-He knew a short cut.

10. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c..

MOO!!!

11. Knock, knock.

-Who’s there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yep.

12. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

13. What is brown and sticky?
– A stick!

14. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it’s two-tired!

15. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.